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本当に僕が生きたかったのはこんなんじゃ無え! // Hontou ni Boku ga Ikitakatta no wa Konnan ja Nee! // MGCM Main Theme

Happy Quarantine Days

In celebration of the mobile port of MAGICAMI. (MAGIC AM I – pronounced “maji kami” = “such a god(dess)”/“yas queen”(lol)/“The Absolute Perfect”(per OP))

The low pitched “hai” at the end of the titular line just sends me. It’s like someone going off on a passionate rant about something and their roommate is like, “Yeah, uhuh. I heard you the first time and this is the thousandth fucking time. Can you shut up already?”

I was fast and loose with this because most of the MGCM songs merit that treatment, my brain is a mess anyway, and F-BOMBS ARE FUN.

Youtube Links:
[Full Track] [MGCM OP]

Notes:
The call is so convoluted this is all I’ve got:

*=?
wasshoi wararai warararai-raissho
wasshoi wararai wararai-ssho
wasshoi wararai warararai-ssho
how we make it waraimashou

(the third line could also be wake wakannai/owaranai warararai-ssho)

本当に僕が生きたかったのはこんなんじゃ無え!
 Hontou ni Boku ga Ikitakatta no wa Kon’nan’ ja Nee!
 THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING LIFE I WANTED TO LIVE!
MAGICAMI MAIN THEME
Artist: GANG PARADE
Composition: 松隈ケンタ
Arrangement: SCRAMBLES
Lyrics: テラシマユウカ
Album: The Music and the Game Creates Magic

心の奥が吐きそう 辞めて
頭の記憶 もういっそ 壊してく

kokoro no oku ga hakisou (hey, everybody go!) yamete (hey, everybody yo!)
atama no kioku mou isso (hey, everybody go!) kowashiteku (hey, everybody yo!)

My heart’s ready to puke itself inside out—stop already ugh
Might as well smash my memories to pieces while we’re at it!

世界の果てにぽーい
地球の裏でおーい
何ならここにこーい
知らない事はぽーい
死んだら何もなーい
笑われ 笑われ 笑われ 笑われ
気が飛びそう

sekai no hate ni po-i
chikyuu no ura de o-i
nan’ nara koko ni ko-i (oh yeah yeah ye-ah!)
shiranai koto wa po-i
shin’dara nani mo na-i
waraware waraware waraware waraware
ki ga tobisou

Throw ’em off the ends of the earth
Say hi to the planet’s other side
Like, wanna come over? I’m free
But throw that useless shit overboard
None of it will matter when you’re dead
You fuckers keep laughing, laughing, laughing
and here I’m ready to blackout

ワンツースリーでさあもう投げ出せ
いっちょどうですか?
ワンツースリーでああもう飽き飽き
はっちゃめちゃな姿です
ワンツースリーでそんな変われない
いっそ、もういいや
ワンツースリーでさあさあこのまま
めっちゃくちゃになるのです!
本当に僕が生きたかったのはこんなんじゃ無え!

one two three de saa mou nagedase
iccho dou desu ka?
one two three de aa mou akiaki
haccha meccha na sugata desu
one two three de son’na kawarenai
isso, mou ii ya
one two three de saa saa kono mama
meccha kucha ni naru no desu!
hon’tou ni boku ga ikitakatta no wa kon’nan’ ja nee! (hai)

1, 2, 3—Drop everything and leave
You ready to give it a go?
1, 2, 3—’Cuz I’m fucking done y’all
Sure I’m a mess, but so what?
1, 2, 3—Nothing hardly changes
and I’ve fucking had it
1, 2, 3—Yeah, that’s right
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us all!
THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING LIFE I WANTED TO LIVE! (Uhuh)

都合の悪いお勉強 辞めて
頭のネジを もういっそ 外してる

tsugou no warui oben’kyou (hey, everybody go!) yamete (hey, everybody yo!)
atama no neji wo mou isso (hey, everybody go!) hazushiteru (hey, everybody yo!)

I’m done learning the ropes if life’s gonna suck this bad
Pulling a few more screws loose won’t make a difference!

自信は僕になーい
だったら意地もなーい
そろそろここでバーイ
存在意義はなーい
知らないとこでぽーい
笑われ 笑われ 笑われ 笑われ 自分騙そう

jishin’ wa boku ni na-i
dattara iji mo na-i
sorosoro koko de bye! (oh yeah yeah ye-ah!)
son’zaiigi wa na-i
shiranai toko de po-i
waraware waraware waraware waraware jibun’ damasou

I’ve got no confidence
and I’ve got no pride
Ready to kiss it all goodbye
Not a reason for living
Tossed it who knows where
You fuckers keep laughing, laughing, laughing—I almost believe it

ワンツースリーでさあもう投げ出せ
いっちょどうですか?
ワンツースリーでああもう飽き飽き
はっちゃめちゃな姿です
ワンツースリーでそんな変われない
いっそ、もういいや
ワンツースリーでさあさあこのまま
めっちゃくちゃになるのです!
本当に僕が生きたかったのはこんなんじゃ無え!

one two three de saa mou nagedase
iccho dou desu ka?
one two three de aa mou akiaki
haccha meccha na sugata desu
one two three de son’na kawarenai
isso, mou ii ya
one two three de saa saa kono mama
meccha kucha ni naru no desu!
hon’tou ni boku ga ikitakatta no wa kon’nan’ ja nee! (hai)

1, 2, 3—Drop everything and leave
You ready to give it a go?
1, 2, 3—’Cuz I’m fucking done y’all
Sure I’m a mess, but so what?
1, 2, 3—Nothing hardly changes
and I’ve fucking had it
1, 2, 3—Yeah, that’s right
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us all!
THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING LIFE I WANTED TO LIVE! (Uhuh)

世界の果てにぽーい
地球の裏でおーい
何ならここにこーい
知らない事はぽーい
死んだら何もなーい
笑われ 笑われ 笑われ 笑われ
気が飛びそう

sekai no hate ni po-i
chikyuu no ura de o-i
nan’ nara koko ni ko-i (oh yeah yeah ye-ah!)
shiranai koto wa po-i
shin’dara nani mo na-i
waraware waraware waraware waraware
ki ga tobisou

Throw ’em off the ends of the earth
Say hi to the planet’s other side
Like, wanna come over? I’m free
But throw that useless shit overboard
None of it will matter when you’re dead
You fuckers keep laughing, laughing, laughing
and here I’m ready to blackout

わっちょっちょいでガッペリな晴れで
テンションがペンション
ワンツースリーでああ!もう!このまま
めっちゃくちゃになるのです!

wacchocchoi de gapperi na hare de
tension ga pension
one two three aa! mou! kono mama
meccha kucha ni naru no desu!

Go apeshit! Shout out loud!
The hype is real!
1, 2, 3—Yeah, that’s right
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us all!

ワンツースリーでさあもう投げ出せ
いっちょどうですか?
ワンツースリーでああもう飽き飽き
はっちゃめちゃな姿です
ワンツースリーでそんな変われない
いっそ、もういいや
ワンツースリーでさあさあこのまま
めっちゃくちゃになるのです!
本当に僕が生きたかったのはこんなんじゃ無え!

one two three de saa mou nagedase
iccho dou desu ka?
one two three de aa mou akiaki
haccha meccha na sugata desu
one two three de son’na kawarenai
isso, mou ii ya
one two three de saa saa kono mama
meccha kucha ni naru no desu!
hon’tou ni boku ga ikitakatta no wa kon’nan’ ja nee! (hai)

1, 2, 3—Drop everything and leave
You ready to give it a go?
1, 2, 3—’Cuz I’m fucking done y’all
Sure I’m a mess, but so what?
1, 2, 3—Nothing hardly changes
and I’ve fucking had it
1, 2, 3—Yeah, that’s right
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us all!
THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING LIFE I WANTED TO LIVE! (Uhuh)